CLASH Blog: “Caveman” Tyler Elkins (03/23/11)
March 23, 2011 · Print This Article
This weekend, CLASH Wrestling made an impact in the wasteland that is the state of Indiana with it’s first event outside of Michigan. Undoubtedly, CLASH’s impression on this miserable place will be felt for a long time, but not as long as the impression I, the Caveman, left on Cameron Skyy’s ribcage! BEEYAAAAAAA!!!
I know, without a doubt, that Skyy thought he was catching a break because The Barefoot Brawler was nowhere to be seen on the card. But what he didn’t realize is that there is no escaping this bearded brute. I have SABRETOOTHED tiger blood bro and NOTHING was going to stop me from getting my revenge. I can track a mammoth for miles across the super continent so chasing that idiot over two states wasn’t a problem.
Cameron has made a few mistakes in this story of ours and all of them involve costing ME the CLASH Championship. But this latest mistake by The Sin City Spackler, costing me the Contenders Cup and the #1 Contendership, was the last one he’ll ever make. You see, Tyler Elkins is on a mission. And I don’t care what it takes and at what costs, I WILL destroy Cameron Skyy!
In only a few days, at CLASH vs. CHIKARA 2011, I will enter that ring just as I did in Indiana and in an unprecedented display of violence, will walk out victorious as Cameron Skyy lays in a busted and broken heap.
FEAR THE BEARD!!!!!!!!!!!
Caveman Tyler Elkins