CLASH Blog: Pain Killers (8/26/2010)
August 26, 2010 · Print This Article
When asked to write a blog for CLASHWRESTLING.COM, the Pain Killers of Donnie & Jacob Hallows responded that they didn’t own a computer, nor have they ever used one. Thus, we conducted an interview with the interesting, eccentric duo. Read the dialogue below to get a peak into the psyche of CLASH Wrestling’s newest tag team.
DotCom: Iâ€™m here today with one of CLASH Wrestlingâ€™s hot new tagâ€¦
Jacob: THE HEAT IS OVERWHELMING!!!
Donnie: Hahaha itâ€™s SO HOT! Hahaha
Jacob: Shut UP Donnie!
At this point, Jacob pushed Donnie to the floor.
DotCom: Well Iâ€™m here with the Pain Killers, Jacob and Donnie Hollows. Now you two are new comers here in CLASH Wrestling but already youâ€™ve made quite an impact by aligning yourselves with Tommy Treznikâ€¦
Jacob: FOLLOW TREZNIK!
DotCom: Youâ€™ve joinedâ€¦
Donnie: THOMAS THE SCIENTIST!
Jacob: Donnie! SHUT UP!
DotCom: Now youâ€™ve joined Treznik and become the newest members of his group known as The H3RD.
Donnie: Treznik knows! He knows!
DotCom: What does he know?
Jacob: Everything! Thomas knows EVERYTHING!
Donnie: And heâ€™ll show us! Heâ€™ll show us what he knows! As soon as he gets what he needs!
DotCom: What do you mean? What does he need?
Jacob: The power! And heâ€™ll have it soon! Heâ€™ll win the All Out War match and become the most powerful man in the world!
Donnie: Then heâ€™ll show us! Then weâ€™ll know!
Jacob: Shut up Donnie! Iâ€™m gonna talk! Not you! At All Out War, weâ€™ll make sure Thomas wins the All Out War match! Then weâ€™ll finally know!
Donnie: Weâ€™ll know EVERYTHING! Mr. Scientist will tell us his secrets!
Jacob: And when he has the power, heâ€™ll give us what we need! Heâ€™ll give us the power! And heâ€™ll give us Too Sweet!
Donnie: Too Sweet!
Jacob: Weâ€™ll destroy Too Sweet! And when weâ€™re finished and those losersâ€¦
Donnie: Those FREAKS!
Jacob: SHUT UP DONNIE! When weâ€™ve finally ended them everyone will know that we are not the freaks! Weâ€™ll show you all! Weâ€™ll show everyone that Too Sweet are nothing but freak shows and we are the most powerful tag team in the world!
Donnie: Weâ€™ll have the power!
Jacob: The Pain Killers will have the power! Treznik will have the power! The H3RD will have the power! And all of you will finally see the truth! Youâ€™re the freaks! Not us!
Donnie: Weâ€™re not the FREAKS!
Jacob: SHUT UP DONNIE!