CLASH Blog: Nevaeh (8/30/2010)

September 17th is going to be yet another victorious day for Nevaeh. As all of you know I will be wrestling Mena Libra yet again. Mena and I have been wrestling all over the midwest as of late and I have come out on top just about every single time. As far as CLASH goes I’m undefeated and I for sure plan to keep it that way.

So why should I even waste my time by gracing all of you with my presence? Simply for the fact that I LOVE being the best at what I do and anytime I can show off my raw talent, you had better believe I will be there to do it. I will win by any means necessary. It’s simply what I do.

Keep in mind that Mena is a new to this business so I am doing her quite the favor by letting her get in the ring with me (not that she has been able to keep up). Just by letting her stand across the ring from such a well traveled talent like myself is an honor for her. Wrestling me is simply the highlight of her career. How could it not be, right? So just like at CLASH To The Future and the NPCI, come All Out War, I will chalk up another win against Mena Libra.

See you all there, because I know I’m like an addiction.. you just can’t get enough of me!
Nevaeh

All Out War Updates! Tag Team Gauntlet Added!

While becoming #1 contender to the CLASH Championship would be a huge boost for any CLASH competitor, a number of tag team wrestlers have a different goal, that is, becoming CLASH Tag Team Champions. In the interest of fairness to these tag team competitors and to fans of tag team wrestling the world around, CLASH management have decided to pull the tag competitors from the All Out War match. Instead, officials have created a very special Tag Team Gauntlet Match to take place on Friday, September 17th with huge #1 contendership ramifications of it’s own. Like the All Out War match, the winners of the Tag Team Gauntlet on September 17th will be named the new #1 contenders to the CLASH Tag Team Championship!

With that being said, five spots have now opened up in the All Out War match as both members of Too Sweet (Bryce Benjamin & Joey Marx) and the Power Rangers (Blue Ranger & White Ranger) have entered the Tag Team Gauntlet. “Hebrew Hammer” Joseph Schwartz has also withdrew from the match, and will instead go after Tag Team contendership with his longtime Kosher Klub partner Sean Tylerstein. Joining these three teams are Victorious Secret and the Bump N’ Uglies. In fact, the only CLASH tag team that will not take part in the aforementioned Gauntlet match are the Pain Killers. “Their focus will be elsewhere,” was the only answer given by Tommy Treznik as to why the H3RD members will not partake in the bout.

Regarding these open spots in the All Out War match, CLASH management have decided to name five new competitors over the course of “All Out War Week.” Monday through Friday (August 30th – September 3rd) one new wrestler will be added every day of “All Out War Week” until 15 of the 20 men who will compete in All Out War will be known. Interestingly enough, the five competitors who will be announced during “All Out War Week” are relative newcomers to CLASH Wrestling! Who will be added? Join us every day next week, exclusively on CLASHWRESTLING.COM as we learn more about September 17th’s huge All Out War event!

CLASH Blog: Pain Killers (8/26/2010)

When asked to write a blog for CLASHWRESTLING.COM, the Pain Killers of Donnie & Jacob Hallows responded that they didn’t own a computer, nor have they ever used one. Thus, we conducted an interview with the interesting, eccentric duo. Read the dialogue below to get a peak into the psyche of CLASH Wrestling’s newest tag team.

DotCom: I’m here today with one of CLASH Wrestling’s hot new tag…

Jacob: THE HEAT IS OVERWHELMING!!!

Donnie: Hahaha it’s SO HOT! Hahaha

Jacob: Shut UP Donnie!

At this point, Jacob pushed Donnie to the floor.

Donnie: Ooowwwww….Sorry!

DotCom: Well I’m here with the Pain Killers, Jacob and Donnie Hollows. Now you two are new comers here in CLASH Wrestling but already you’ve made quite an impact by aligning yourselves with Tommy Treznik…

Jacob: FOLLOW TREZNIK!

DotCom: You’ve joined…

Donnie: THOMAS THE SCIENTIST!

Jacob: Donnie! SHUT UP!

DotCom: Now you’ve joined Treznik and become the newest members of his group known as The H3RD.

Donnie: Treznik knows! He knows!

DotCom: What does he know?

Jacob: Everything! Thomas knows EVERYTHING!

Donnie: And he’ll show us! He’ll show us what he knows! As soon as he gets what he needs!

DotCom: What do you mean? What does he need?

Jacob: The power! And he’ll have it soon! He’ll win the All Out War match and become the most powerful man in the world!

Donnie: Then he’ll show us! Then we’ll know!

Jacob: Shut up Donnie! I’m gonna talk! Not you! At All Out War, we’ll make sure Thomas wins the All Out War match! Then we’ll finally know!

Donnie: We’ll know EVERYTHING! Mr. Scientist will tell us his secrets!

Jacob: And when he has the power, he’ll give us what we need! He’ll give us the power! And he’ll give us Too Sweet!

Donnie: Too Sweet!

Jacob: We’ll destroy Too Sweet! And when we’re finished and those losers…

Donnie: Those FREAKS!

Jacob: SHUT UP DONNIE! When we’ve finally ended them everyone will know that we are not the freaks! We’ll show you all! We’ll show everyone that Too Sweet are nothing but freak shows and we are the most powerful tag team in the world!

Donnie: We’ll have the power!

Jacob: The Pain Killers will have the power! Treznik will have the power! The H3RD will have the power! And all of you will finally see the truth! You’re the freaks! Not us!

Donnie: We’re not the FREAKS!

Jacob: SHUT UP DONNIE!

Listen To CLASH Radio: Broadcast #44!

Adam Summers, John Striker & Brooke Starwind bring you the latest installment of CLASH Radio! In this broadcast, the CLASH Radio crew discuss the fallout from Grappleganza and sit down with a number of special guests! Austin Manix & Keith Calhoun are interviewed, while “Swagg Starr” Dave Manzo sits in “Brooke’s Hotseat”! It’s yet another action packed broadcast of CLASH Radio! Click the play button below and listen!

CLASH Blog: “Caveman” Tyler Elkins (8/23/2010)

Ya know what really pulls my beard? KNUCKLEHEADS! Knuckleheads who say: ” Oh Caveman, it’s too early to come back from knee surgery”. And what really twists my glorious whiskers, is when those same people would question whether or not I’d be able to regain my old form. Well at Grappleganza, in front of countless Cavemaniacs showering me with praise and applause, I proved to all the knuckleheads that the Barefoot Brawler is back and better than ever! BEEEEYAAAAAA!!!! (If you’re still a non-believer in the Cult of Caveman just check out the new “This Month in CLASH” video and look at the sweet, sweet footage of me slapping the Caveman Clutch on THREE consecutive opponents!)

And now that I’m back, I’ve got one thing on my mind………WINNING THE CLASH CHAMPIONSHIP…….AGAIN! I had a taste of that gold not too long ago and it’s STILL lingering on my taste buds! While I was injured, that championship was all i could think about. Like an inextinguishable fire BURNING inside of me. For three months this fire raged while I was forced to watch that belt change hands and be defended. But now, on Friday September 17th at the Taylortown Trade Center, my quest for that fire begins!

At ALL OUT WAR, this 300 pound Grapplesaurous is looking forward to entering the CLASH ring and chucking 19 of the best wrestlers in the country over the top rope and onto their heads to become the #1 contender for that beautiful golden belt! So mark September 17th down in your calendar Cavemaniacs, and every grappler in the nation better FEAR THE BEARD, because at ALL OUT WAR my place in CLASH will be cemented into pre-history. LET’S HEAR IT……FOR MEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

“Caveman” Tyler Elkins

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